Your Mother is Off My List

Thinking myself the pinnacle of dry wit, I listed "your mother" as the last item in my list of interests in my Blogger profile. Seeing that like all my other interests it was hyperlinked, I clicked on it. The horror, the horror: I was one of 193 Bloggers who had included the same interest! Oddly, some of said authors were female. It has been promptly removed. Your mother is safe. For now.